Drop 01 · Heavyweight tee
Disappointed
$49.00
All sizes
For the fan who prefers his heartbreak stated plainly and printed on decent cotton.
Drop 01 · Seattle · Since 1977
Forty-nine years of next year. At some point, you make a shirt.
Heavyweight cotton. Engineered to outlast the climate, the playoff window, and the current front office.
220 GSM · Combed ring-spun cotton · Made to order
Drop 01
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For fans who have seen enough baseball to know better.
02 / Standards
Anybody can print a joke on a cheap tee. We are here to change that.
The line has to sound lived in
If it looks like it came out of a brainstorming session, it is already in trouble. The good lines feel like something a Seattle fan might mutter on the walk back to the car.
The blank has to carry its weight
Heavy cotton, relaxed fit, clean print field. If the shirt feels flimsy, the brand feels flimsy right along with it.
The city comes before the expansion map
You start with the wound you understand. If Seattle proves the point, the rest of the leagues can wait their turn.
Stay in the loop
We'll let you know when the next drop arrives. Or when the season takes a familiar turn.
If there is a fresh lineup, an exclusive drop, or a new reason to sigh into the standings, we will send a note.
Seattle sorrow welcome. Everybody else can still subscribe.
03 / What comes next
You start with one city, one joke told properly, and one shirt worth keeping.
Something worth wearing
The phrase has to be funny, but it also has to sound true when read out loud by somebody who has kept score of this nonsense since childhood.
Made to order
We would rather fulfill lean than stack a room full of leftovers. It keeps the quality tight and the self-delusion to a manageable level.
Earn the folding table
If the best sellers prove themselves, we can take them toward game day popups near T-Mobile Park and let the city decide what deserves a sequel.